VAS HAPPENIN? We hate spoons, love potatoes and carrots, our mums got pushed over by a pink Power Ranger, our worst habit is getting naked all the time, we celebrate by going to laser quest (pew pew pew!), we used to have turtles but there dead, we have boobie vibes, we bought 2 bananas for a pound and 3 bananas for a euuuuroooo, we think the line "will you marry me?" is simple but effective, if we were food we'd be a birthday cake, our hidden talent is juggling. So, would you like a spring roll, bebs?

Oh also if you're Meeting One Direction, can you please get them to say "Alpha Kenny Body" fast are repeatly on camera please?